I usually don't write situations in a casual way... But for this I wrote it. This one is a funny-on-the-go One Shot - hope you enjoy the read.
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[So the scenario is simple. My ex-gf is standing in front of with her fresh fresh boyfriend. Mujhe mere ex-gf ko tane marne he and un dono ka breakup karwana he]
Here goes the scene.
Me:[Walking behind them both] Dil ke tukde....tukde karke...muskurake chal dieeeee....
They both ignore me.
Me:[Walking ahead of them] Accha sila dia tune mere pyar kaa...yar ne hi lut lia ghar yar kaaaa....
She:What the hell are you doing here?
Me: Who are you?
She: *Straight face*
Me: Are tum...ha tum wahi ho na...
She:*frown* Kaun?
Me: Are wahi! Jo bachhoke chocolates churake bhag jati he! Dekha? Mene sahi pehchana!
Her BF: Kya? Tum bacchoke chocolates churati ho? Aur kal to bade nakhre kar rahi thi ke me sirf 120 Rs. Ki Dairy Milk Silk hi khati hu and all! colonthree emoticon
She: Chup karo tum dono! Me aisa kuch nahi karti! And hey you? Why are you here? Get lost, please!
Me: Wow! Hide and seek khelna he to pehle hi bol deti! Ruko ap count karo me lost hojata hu...phir ap mujhe dhundna!
She: Shut up! I said leave from here!
Her BF: Are rehne do na! What problem do you have with him?
Me: Bhaisahab dekho na, I am not doing anything to her phir bhi ye behenji dant rahi he mujhe *puppyface*
She: What the hell! I am not behenji okay!
Me:[Trying to be innocent]To aisa kya kardia mene ke you are scolding me!
Her BF: Ha batao to jara, kya kia isne!
She: Arghh!Ye mera ex-bf he! [Ouch!]
Her BF: But tumne to kaha tha that you didn't have a bf before! Liar!
Me: Dekha dekha! Aise hi jhut bolti he sabse! Parso garden me ek bacche ko bola ke me cycle ki ride leke ati hu and uski cycle leke bhag gayi ye! Kitna roya wo bechara!
She: *straight face*
Her BF: Mujhe lagahi tha, that tum aise hi kehke kuch na kuch churati ho! Dekho mera dil bhi churaya isne!
Me and She together: *straight face* *face palm*
She: Why the hell am I talking to both of you? Ek pagal to dusra gadha insan! Arghh! I am leaving!
Her BF: But baby, listen na....
She: I don't want to listen anything! Mera aur tumhara breakup hogaya ab! Go to hell!
Her BF: Are but....
She: Good bye!
Her BF: Are suno to....wo silk to deke jao! Bhuk lagi he mummaaaaa! cry emoticon
Me: Victory!
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